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The Mickey Mouse Awards

Or E.T Rubbing Paint On Him...

The Oscar 'Period' The Oscars has never been an event that looks to entertain, rather it likes to look as posh as a guy with a monocle holding a scone. Its comedy, even at the best of times, is restrained and tactifully interspersed with praise for the celebrities to allow them moments to glance at each other and touch Zeus penises as a reminder that they are safe here in their Godly realm. For sacrificing these 'banterful' elements, the Oscars, as Ricky Gervais aptly said in his Golden Globes opener, has the 'esteem'. But that so called 'esteem' is always endanger of wavering as quickly...

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Re-Writes

That was some extensive Christmas break I've had from blogging, I apologise to all the spam-bots that follow this blog that haven't been able to hit me with more useless crap and promises of curing that premature ejaculation problem. So a New Year beckons and it's hopefully the year where I can get MTP moving a bit. In all honesty, a lot of my absence from this over Christmas has come down to my frustrations with 'A Halfway House'. I've hit a rut and it's a deep one that continues to waste hours of my day by continually expanding into more and more crap that I spent all my time trying to cut it back. The...

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