A German And His Bronzer

Rounds* are on me this week as for the first time ever, I've won on the lottery, sure it may only be £10 but at least I've finally won. *your drink can be chosen from the wide selection of cordial or tap water. A Tale I've uploaded a new chapter of the story tentatively titled, 'Jacob's Tale' that continues to slowly eke out of me.  They're all in a draft format so go easy! This chapter looks at Alexis' walk from his cabin to the nearby town, it's a walk that holds a great deal of significance for the rest of the story! Jacob's Tale The truth is, I simply am not spending enough time...

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Sweets, Suits and Stevie Wonders…

There's that old chestnut about turning up to a party and suddenly realising you're over-dressed. Now if you're rather self conscious or just a woman (casual gender-bashing, lucky no one reads this eh?), then even the addition of a dicky-bow at a local soiree can have you sweating through your dicky-dirt (shirt). The occasion last Saturday was football's epic clash of the titans, Crystal Palace and Millwall (I support neither). Now I know what you're thinking, normal attire for this kind of  'do' would be some chainmail, a sturdy helm, a packet of stakes and then the usual toss up between taking...

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